Killjoy1230

I am a Gamer. I do not have a life, I have many. I am the Commander of the SR1 & SR2 Normandy. I am The Hero of Time. I am the Dragonborn. I am a Kombatant. I am a transdimentional Plumber. I am a Grey Warden. I am a Sith lord & a Jedi Knight. I am a Hitman. I am the descendant of a line of assassins. I am a Marine. I am a Vault Hunter. I am the son of a Demon sent back in time to save Heavy Metal. I am slayer of the Prime Evils. I am a Racer. I am a soldier of the COG. I am a Vampire hunter. I am a Vampire. I am a Samurai. I am an Adventurer & Treasure Hunter. I am a MechWarrior. I am War & Death. I the Host of the Darkness. I am he who walks in the Shadow of the Colossus. I am the God of War. I Am a Pokemon Master.

My accomplishments are varied greatly & number in the thousands. I have won countless races.  I have saved Princess Peach from Bowser's clutches. I have discovered long lost relics forgot. I have stopped the "World Eater", the Dragon Alduin from destroying the world. I have fought back the forces of Hell & fought many incarnations of the Devil himself on many occasion. I have survived a Russian Nuclear fallout & lived in the Metros fighting horrid mutations & the Dark Ones. I have killed thousands of Nazis. I Have ended 3 separate Necromorph out breaks. I Have Killed Millions of zombies. I've Stopped WWIII. I have taken down an Agency of Hitmen. I have taken Vengeance for the murder of the only person I loved. I have Stopped the invasion of Outworld into Earth Realm. I Have lead the forces of Ironheade against the evil Tainted Coil. I have Slain the Arch Demon. I have stopped the FLOOD from consuming all. I Have even saved the Galaxy from a race of colossal sentient machines called the Reapers, hell bent on harvesting all intelligent life.

I have lived a 100 lives. I have saved The Universe more times than I care to count. I can be the most Vile Villain or Greatest Hero of all. I inspire Fear in my enemies & Hope in my allies. I make the hard decisions & the tough calls that others cant. I will rise to every challenge. I will overcome every obstacle in my way. I will never fall. I will never stray from the path I have set for myself. I will Win... because I am... a Gamer.

Have you noticed that Christians unfailingly will try to justify Dinosaurs living 6000 years ago instead of 65,000,000 years ago by saying carbon dating is flawed & conveniently forget the other over 40 ways of radiometric & radiocarbon dating that are all mathematically proven without flaw. Silly Christians the Flintstones was a cartoon not a documentary of the daily life of early man... Ignoring facts may win the minds of the weak but not any intellectual human being I know. Keep trying though God-adorers you might get it right one day.

Soooo the guy she cheated on me with & decided to date after I dumped her turned out to be a real asshole thats addicted to meth & is making her miserable pfffhahahahaaa! You thought He was better than Me Pwa HAhahahaa!! What an Idiot. Justice is served with a side order of karma! I win...

Rage... That little bitch cheated on me already... incurring the wrath of a Satanist is a bad plan you infantile wretch... I have plans for you... Oh yes... Oh yes indeed...

Im all giddy, warm, fuzzy, & still evil inside. Got myself a pretty hot new girl (Evil Queen) to rule Hell with. Her name is Alicia & I cant get enough of her. She's 5'9", 135 or so lbs, has dark brown hair, snow white skin as soft as silk, a 34"C bust, & A smile that could topple empires with it's brilliance. I finally get a break from my shitty ass life lol. Just thought my watchers may have wanted to know that I am in fact doing a billion times better.